Sympathy
It's a terrible thing to suffer in silence.
Let your miserable friends know that you're paying attention. Show them how much you really care.

You just need medication...
I’m so sorry...
I thought you were a drag queen!
We’re laughing with you
Sorry you remember the good times
Sorry you’re compassion intolerant
You are not the victim here
Don’t give up...
Sorry you’re allergic
Sorry everyone thinks you’re a fag hag.
I know you’ve been waiting a long time.