Intimacy

In the middle of a kiss you find a hair on your tongue. Sex is all the proof we require of unintelligent design.

Revel in the abject confusion of your inner animal.

• I already have a valentine.
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• um... that’s not exactly what I meant
• The Way We Were
• the answer is still NO
• If you didn’t exist, no one would need to invent you.
• Call me old fashioned...
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• If I had a sex change...
• Now where did he go?
• I remember the first time...
• WHEW! Did you have asparagus?
• How to destroy a date
• He was so damaged...
• Who let Mr Grumpy out?
• You taste funny
• Put me in a diaper
• The closer I get to you...
• Stop staring!
• Too ugly to have kids?
• GORGEOUS The thrill and thrall of you.
• I could do better...
• Yo Honey