Hateful Horoscope
A dozen demented, detailed explanations of why your sign is among the worst of the zodiac. Based on in-depth, martini-fueled interviews with emotionally-scarred astrology addicts.
ARIES
selfish
arrogant
sadistic
TAURUS
materialistic
bullheaded
possessive
GEMINI
superficial
deranged
schizoid
CANCER
guarded
greedy
grouchy
LEO
pompous
patronizing
egomaniacal
VIRGO
frigid
prissy
intolerant
LIBRA
indecisive
narcissistic
codependent
SCORPIO
obsessive
brutal
depressive
SAGITTARIUS
compulsive
tactless
fanatical
CAPRICORN
merciless
mean-spirited
miserable
AQUARIUS
perverse
useless
blond
PISCES
weary
weepy
wimpy