Happy Birthday

Each year we are more deeply scored by the talons of time.

A tasteless, tactless selection of greetings for those who prefer to ignore the obvious.

• Sorry I forgot...
• Two words for your birthday: Too late!
• Out, out, brief candle!
• Secret language of birthdays...
• Maybe it’s time for a new birthday suit?
• Happy Birthday! You’re not dead yet.
• Time to celebrate your mid-life crisis...
• Happy Birthday! I filled your new prescription

• Happy Birthday tattoo
• Wake up to what’s left of your life...
• If I had a hammer...
• Thinking of you