Congratulations

For those very special occasions. Those awkward, indelicate occasions. Occasions that any civilized person would pass over in a decorous, tactful or stunned silence. But not you...

Now you can honor them with the recognition they deserve.

• Congratulations on your surgery
• Congratulations you’re still here
• You’re so brave being you...
• Congratulations on being codependent
• Congratulations on surviving the loss of your looks
• Congratulations on hurting him first
• Congratulations you’ve depressed everyone
• Congratulations on your pink slip

• Congratulations on making all wrong choices
• Congratulations on staying in the closet
• Congratulations on your inability to keep a secret
• Congratulations on missing the seat