How it all works...

All you need for a seamless, soul-satisfying experience on our site is Flash Player 8 – a plug-in that’s probably already on your computer. If you want to make sure you have the most recent version, you may download it from Adobe. It’s absolutely free and it only takes a couple minutes.

Or you can just check out our preview page: if you can see the sample cards (the ones with the red border), then you’re fine. What are you waiting for?

How much is a membership and what do I get?

A membership costs $17 and is good for a full year. You have unlimited access to over 250 cards. You can send as many as you like as often as you like. Our categories include: Congratulations, Happy Birthday, Hateful Horoscope, Sympathy, Affirmations, All Alone, Career, Intimacy, Gaiety, Highbrow, New Age, Not Fair, Piety, Recovery, Therapy, Curious Fruits, Deep Feelings, Tiny Tragedies, and Wanton Weepies. (For the full range, go to preview.)

And because we’re creative, spiritually vital people, we’ll also be adding new content all the time! As a member, you’ll get immediate access to whatever we create. (You can hug yourself now.)

What if I still have a question?